Yeah baby. This show is ending with a bang.
Well that’s tied.
I love Allyson, but I couldn’t live without my systems.
Fact 1: I’m the best there is at what I do.
2: The Grammy’s don’t matter anymore.
3: I weigh more than look.
4: My biological father is an assmunch.
5: It really doesn’t bother me.
6: I’m way more smarter than I used to be.
7: By the end of his career Tom Brady will be the greatest quarterback of all time.
8: DC comics are better than Marvel comics.
9: The Orioles will be great this year.
10: I love my friends.
11: Back to the Future is the greatest movie of all time.
12: I hate Reed Richards.
13: I will be famous.
14: This thing requires too many facts.
15: 3 of these facts are opinions.
I’ll get the not so great stuff out of the way first.
Some lame sweaters I shall never wear. I guess my grandma became that grandma this year. They are not only not my style, but also insanely cheap, so even if I wanted to wear them, they would fall apart instantly. (<- how’s that for run-on?)
My aunts pulled through with some cool gifts. My mom’s sister got me a Superman sign constructed of metal. My dad’s sister got me 2 sweet Superman shirts, a Superman Fnuggie (fake Snuggie,) all the Batman movies on 2 DVDs and a Batman beanie. Win!
My GPs bought me a really REALLY great chef’s knife. This thing will take off your finger like it’s melted butter. I love it so much. They also got me a great blanket. It’s like sleeping in a hug.
My mom and step-dad got me a Patriots hoodie like Bill Belichick wears, a new beard trimmer, a custom Zach-Man Orioles jersey, and a sweet ghost tour in an abandoned asylum in West Virginia.
My dad and step-mom gave me $300, so that’s awesome.
50 bucks and a 25 dollar Best Buy round out the gifts.
I got a pretty good pull, considering I don’t celebrate Christmas.
What everyone who brings their own bags to a grocery store is thinking…
“I’m so green. I’m doing my part. The world needs more people like me.”
What the bagger is thinking…
“Damnit. I hate using these things. How am I supposed to fit a cart of products in 2 burlap bags?”
What the people behind you are thinking…
“Fuck! I just want to pay for my butter and Coke and leave. Why do these eco-dicks always end up in front of me?”
Just use plastic assholes.
I know the 3 of you that actually read this don’t care about football, but I had to type this up.
Eagles v Giants. I’ll start by saying I don’t know of any team other than the Patriots that have a better QB and better receivers than Philadelphia, so I expected Vick to hand NY their collective asses. And that is how it went, at least, for the first 3 quarters and 8 minutes. 7 minutes to go in the 4th with NY up 31-10 and they let the Eagles tie it?! How do you do that? How does your team not have 7 more minutes worth of defense left in it? Then Eli gets sacked and they punt it to Philly and Desean Jackson runs it all the way in for a TD in the final seconds. Eagles win 38-31. While I can’t stand the Giants, I hate the Eagles way more. I don’t want to see that team in the Super Bowl, but if teams keep handing them wins, I don’t see how that won’t happen.
Cowboys v Redskins. Another comeback game. Washington chose not to start McNaab in favor of Grossman. At first, that seemed to be a mistake but after being down by 20 points the Skins came back to tie the game 30-30 in the final minutes. Unlike NY though, Dallas’ defense didn’t go home. They put the pressure on Washington and ended up getting a winning field goal in the last 2 minutes. In the Redskins final drive, Grossman was intercepted for the second time in the last seconds to finish the game up for Dallas. Though they lost, I have to hand it to Grossman. 4 TDs and 300+ yards. Not bad for a 3rd string QB.
Colts v Jaguars. I spent this entire game rooting for Jacksonville. If they had won the Colts would have been out of the playoff picture, which would make me very happy. But like a hot girl’s fat friend, the Colts just won’t go away. The Jaguars had a chance to win this one. They stayed in the game the whole way. Dow by one possession in the last 2 and a half minutes, the Jags go for an onside kick. Right before the kick (possibly one they could have recovered) the Colts take a time out. DICKS! After that they knew what was going to happen. The follow-up kick went maybe 6 yards and right into the hands of the Colts, who ran it in for a touchdown. Now Jacksonville has less than 2 minutes to get 2 TDs, and they just aren’t that team. The Jaguars could have clinched their division today but instead have to fight harder next week. The colts don’t clinch yet though, they have to win their last 2 games to go to the playoffs. I hope they don’t win, but they are playing Oakland and Tennessee, so they probably will.
I didn’t get to watch the Ravens game because it wasn’t broadcast here, but they won over the Saints. That’s good, because I like the Ravens and hate the Saints.
Now I have to watch as the other shitty New York team struggles to beat the Steelers. I hate the Steelers. There is no team in any other sport that I hate more than the Steelers. I hope the pathetic Jets offense can wake up today and get some points so a rapist and his friends can go home 10-4.
Patriots play in Greenbay tonight. Aaron Rodgers is out, so that takes away any chance the Packers had beating us tonight. We are going to run train on them.
Also the Celtic won today,
Zach
I expected this movie to be good, I had no idea it would DESTROY MY MIND! Everything was great with this film. The art direction, the plot, the acting, and the effects… oh the effects. Go and see it, NOW!
Radical,
Zach
I’m not much of a blogger. No one is ever going to read what I write here. In fact, I have a feeling that the eyes that do wonder to this page may be the people that have already heard my views on everything. I joined because, why not? Shaunna wanted people to follow her, and I like reading her rants. However, I could not resist naming my page something that would irritate her every time she logged on.
Love ya Shaunna,
Zach
